Sunday, March 16, 2008

Men are Like . .



MEN are like.....

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Floor Tiles, if you lay them right the first time, you canwalk all over them for years

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Bank Accounts, without a lot of money, they dont generate much interest

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Blenders, you need one, but you're not quite sure why

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Coffee, the best ones are rich, warm and can keep you upall night long.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Commercials, you cant believe a word they say.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Computers, hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Government Bonds, they take so long to mature.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Parking Spots, the good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Popcorn, they satisfy you, but only for a little while.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Place Mats, they only show up when there's food on thetable.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Used Cars, both are easy-to-get, cheap and unreliable

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Bananas, the older they get, the less firm they are.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Crystal, some look real good, but you can still see rightthru them.


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